Before you start reading, locate a roll of duct tape, because you are going to need it!  Wrap your head, so it doesn't explode!  I've said it before, I'll say it again.  You always have to watch what the other hand is doing with this guy.  See, I'll bet you thought his was concentration on the biggest environmental disaster in the history of the world?  Not entirely, obviously.

"Now, President Obama is going to seek medical advisors who will be charged with modifying lifestyles and behaviors of those citizens he deems unhealthy? “Paging Dr. Kevorkian! You’re wanted in the White House STAT by President Obama!”"

How long before we have re-education camps?  I can just see him rounding us up at the August 28, 2010 event at the Washington Mall, at the foot of the Abraham Lincoln Memorial, and carting us away in box cars to disavow us of our mistaken ideas about our country being a great country!  Who the HE!! does this egomaniac think he is?  Oh....wait....never mind;  I forgot.  the messiah.  No thanks, BO, I already have One.  Like my button says, "Is it 2012 yet?"